GRuNDeRWeaR

We all know that there are certain pairs of underwear that we have owned that were prone to grundies. We would find the naughty little underroos creeping each time they were worn, without fail. Normally, such offending underpants would be kept at the bottom of the drawer, only to be worn in extreme emergencies. Afterall, why bother with the nuisance if it can be avoided? This is why I marvel at the boxer phenomenon. Do not get me wrong. I adore boxers. They are my friend. Boxers have become my favorite sleepwear.
However, as I stepped out of the shower a while back, I noticed that in my haste I had forgotten to grab underwear for the new day. I decided that venturing across my room half naked to retrieve a pair would not be wise, seeing as though my window shades were open. Therefore, I threw on my bedtime boxers to cover up. In the few, short steps that it took to reach my dresser, a massive grundy was acquired. Sufficiently picked and underpants in hand, I strode back to the bathroom. Upon arrival, yet another grundy was produced. These were serious grundies I was dealing with here. This is why I question the wear of boxers by millions of men. Are men not plagued with the grunderwear problem? Is my personal tush just sensitive to the deep boxer grundy? Perhaps men have a wider hinder, making them less susceptible. Perhaps some are not, which would explain the creation of boxer-briefs. The world (and by "world" I mean myself) may never know.