VODKA

Have you ever had one of those days where you just feel completely apathetic towards everything? Do you ever just throw up your arms and exclaim, "Who the hell cares! I'm gonna go take a nap. I'll see you fools tomorrow." It makes all the other times you spent freaking out a tad over-dramatized, doesn't it? Or maybe it just means that you should be working on stuff so you don't have to freak out tomorrow, ya know, instead of lounging around like you've been slipped some sort of sedative. Anyhoozle, this is how I feel right about now. It's enjoyable.
Last night I learned, though unfortunately not first hand, that the secret to an adventurous and exciting evening is vodka. So kids, instead of complaining about how lame and uneventful our lives are, let's get us some vodka. Actually, any booze will do.* It goes rather well with holiday cookies and candy canes, I promise.

*I do not endorse the heavy consumption of alcoholic beverages. I am being slightly facetious... but also not.