TeN tHiNGs MosT LiKeLY to CoMe OuT oF My MouTh

in no particular order

1. that's ridiculous
(I can classify pretty much anything as ridiculous)

2. dude
(If you're not using "dude" in at least once every five minutes, you're not using it enough.)
example: Dude, that test was ridiculous.

3. maybe later
(usually said facetiously and/or dismissively when preceded by a suggestion of a certain sort)
example: Hey, maybe we should go make out in the cooler. "maybe later"
I called the burnt-out headlight first. Now you have to take your shirt off. "maybe later"

4. You're right... (followed by the true statement)
example: Look at that guy. That's disgusting. "You're right... that is disgusting."

5. whatever... leave me alone
(usually said to end my talking when I get flustered over something)
example: because, um, I mean, I... whatever... leave me alone

6. you'll have that
example: I barely studied cuz I was in Walmart for like 3 hours last night. "you'll have that"

7. that's funny
(most effective when said monotone)

8. I'm kind of a nerd like that
example: You're a math major?! "Yeah, I'm kind of a nerd like that."

9. I was like, "whoa!"
(usually told in the middle of a story)
example: And then Jim showed up and I was like, "whoa!"

10. I know, right?
example: Kate, you're totally awesome. "I know, right?"