stitches rhymes with...

(insert rhyme of choice)

As if the nasty rash I acquired was not enough, I sliced a chunk out of the tip of my finger. Thought it was completely disconnected for a while there, but alas, it held on by a bit. Now, with the stitches taken out, the skin is stiff and tingly. oh joy
Pretty sure I won't be missing that job too much.