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Dearest Person I am Fortunate Enough To Share a Room With,
You and your boy have been cause for many thoughts and opinions in the past. I'm sorry I have to be the one to tell you this, but they have not been very positive thoughts. In fact, they are the kind of thoughts that produce that acidy taste deep in one's throat. Honestly, wouldn't it be rather embarrissing if the two of you caused me to rush to the bathroom with my hand over my mouth, forcing my stomach acid and recently eaten hot pocket from spewing out? Something like that could really ruin the mood, don't ya think? I do.
I was wondering, do you believe me to be an extremely heavy sleeper and that I immediately fall into this deep slumber as soon as I hit the pillow? Your actions in the past would suggest such beliefs. However, this is not true. When I am in our room and the two of you are in the living room, I can sleep quite nicely. However, contrary to what you may think, I do wake up when two people that I find repulsive enter the room. I grow ill as they lay down and I can hear their whispers. I do try to remain calm and pretend to sleep, but when all is quiet and I can hear your boy breathing, I can't take it anymore. I'm sorry. I'm just not very fond of audible breathing. Therefore, I am forced to grab my stuff and hike it to the living room.
Let me tell ya, the couch isn't the ideal place to spend the night, especially when I should have every right to sleep in the comfort of my own bed. You seem to have no respect or consideration toward other people. I have lost all respect for you a while ago. However, I remain considerate. We are adults. Let's remember that.
I could go on forever. If you'd like to hear more about the things that bother me about you, just ask. I'd be more than happy share them with you.
You and your boy have been cause for many thoughts and opinions in the past. I'm sorry I have to be the one to tell you this, but they have not been very positive thoughts. In fact, they are the kind of thoughts that produce that acidy taste deep in one's throat. Honestly, wouldn't it be rather embarrissing if the two of you caused me to rush to the bathroom with my hand over my mouth, forcing my stomach acid and recently eaten hot pocket from spewing out? Something like that could really ruin the mood, don't ya think? I do.
I was wondering, do you believe me to be an extremely heavy sleeper and that I immediately fall into this deep slumber as soon as I hit the pillow? Your actions in the past would suggest such beliefs. However, this is not true. When I am in our room and the two of you are in the living room, I can sleep quite nicely. However, contrary to what you may think, I do wake up when two people that I find repulsive enter the room. I grow ill as they lay down and I can hear their whispers. I do try to remain calm and pretend to sleep, but when all is quiet and I can hear your boy breathing, I can't take it anymore. I'm sorry. I'm just not very fond of audible breathing. Therefore, I am forced to grab my stuff and hike it to the living room.
Let me tell ya, the couch isn't the ideal place to spend the night, especially when I should have every right to sleep in the comfort of my own bed. You seem to have no respect or consideration toward other people. I have lost all respect for you a while ago. However, I remain considerate. We are adults. Let's remember that.
I could go on forever. If you'd like to hear more about the things that bother me about you, just ask. I'd be more than happy share them with you.
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