because that's the sort of mood i'm in

I have a load of homework and junk that I should do. I have not done an ounce of homework since probably last wed. But screw that shit.

I have (had?) an adorable little plant that I would loving water and place by the window everyday. Earlier I knocked it over, causing it to spill and fall under my bed, probably leaving dirt everywhere. I simply said, "shit" and proceeded to take a nap. It'll still be there tomorrow.

I have a uber-lame meeting I have to go to in an hour and I was informed that dress was "business casual". Excuse me? This is a student senate meeting. aka a meeting with a bunch of losers who have nothing better to do than pretend we're the friggin' US gov. Why the hell should I dress up? Sure, it'll be a pretty intense meeting tonight, but nothing will take place but bitching and eye gouging. My jeans will blend in fine thank you.

I gave up candy for Lent. I'm eating a friggin' hot fudge sundae poptart just to satisfy my chocolate craving. Here's to loopholes!

BOOZE! PASS THE BOOZE
Where's the tequila when you need it?
(by booze I mean nonalcoholic beverage and by tequila I mean vacuum)