upgrade

Getting to know Isaac has really made me wonder what I ever really saw in Chris. No disrespect to Chris or anything (actually, this is probably a pretty awful thing to do... but no one knows about this anyway. I won't tell if you won't.) but it's actually pretty ridiculous how much of an upgrade Isaac is. Let's formulate a list, shall we?

Chris vs Isaac
Chris: good looking
Isaac: g-oooood looking
Chris: fun... if you want to get wasted
Isaac: fun... always
Chris: does nothing but drink
Isaac: drinks on occassion... responsibly
Chris: keeps saying he want to go back to school to be an electrician or something
Isaac: takes school seriously and is going to be a doctor
Chris: can be funny I guess, mostly when I'm drunk
Isaac: is my kind of funny
Chris: pretty much just wants a piece of ass
Isaac: doesn't just want a piece of ass
Chris: is concerned with being cool too much
Isaac: isn't bothered by being a dork
Chris: has ugly feet (sorry dude)
Isaac: normal feet
Chris: is a bad boy (yes, not always a bad thing)
Isaac: has never been to jail
Chris: still works at burger king
Isaac: is working towards an actual future (doctor, people, did I mention the doctor thing?)
Chris: "took care of me" when I was ralphing (maybe)
Isaac: is actually caring
Chris: threw my beer can away once
Isaac: did the dishes after I made supper
Chris: likes my ass
Isaac: likes spending time with me
Chris: um... an okay kisser (if you're into awkwardness)
Isaac: yeah, much better
Chris: sometimes makes me feel uncomfortable and unsure of myself
Isaac: there's a comfort with him, I can be me
Chris: smells like booze and cigarettes covered by cologne
Isaac: smells yummy, and not overwhelmingly so
Chris: smokes like a chimney
Isaac: tobacco free
Chris: unsure for him on this one
Isaac: can sing... that's hot
Chris: kinda boring
Isaac: is playful and fun to be with
Chris: his scruff because of laziness and kinda burns my face
Isaac: his scruff is trimmed and sexy, no burning experienced as of yet

There are probably a million more things. Honestly, the only reasons to hang out with Chris from now on are on a purely friend basis. Any past questions of wanting/not wanting to date him have been answered with a NO. The list is convincing enough for me. I deserve better, damnit.