conspiracy theory

Ya know how people always say, "we'll still be friends" but then they aren't still friends? I have come to a conclusion. They don't remain friends because deep down they don't believe that it can happen. I am here to say it is possible. I blame Hollywood. We watch movies, TV shows, and hear songs and believe that it is all reality. As we part a loved one, we have it built into our heads that our lives are just like that of a movie. We should now cry into our pillows, and never talk to them again, because that is how it happens in the movies. No, No, No. Don't you see? This is all a conspiracy put in place by Hollywood. We see one movie, enjoy it, and mirror our lives after it. Then when we have a melodramatic episode, we console ourselves by going to the movie theater or renting our favorite film and stuffing our faces with junk food in an attempt to escape our reality. What is this doing? It is funding Hollywood. It is a vicious circle, a devious and well thought out plan. Do not let them brain wash you! Your life is not a movie. It is possible to remain friends. You just have to believe that it is possible. Once you start thinking things are weird between you, then things are weird. It's all in your head, put there by greedy filmmakers. I have proof. So in your face Hollywood. Give it up. I will continue to watch movies, purely for entertainment value. However, this girl is on to you and will not succumb to your evil subliminal ways.