Anal Oral Hygiene

That just sounds Nasty.

- When I was a wee little tot I had suffered from crooked teeth as well as a wicked sweet tooth. When I didn't have some sort of sugar-coated product in my mouth, I resembled a chipmunk. Crowded, cavity-ridden teeth and a nasty overbite are not exactly flattering. Over the years, my tarnished baby teeth fell out removing any traces of ever having had a cavity. I also underwent extensive orthodontics to correct all that was wrong. After painful years of repulsive tasting teeth molds, bite plates, drool-causing head gear, teeth pulling, braces, and bothersome retainers... my teeth are finally miraculously straight. The beauty of dentistry. My teeth would not taint my gorgeous face any longer.
- Since the acquiring of my perfect teeth, I have brushed them religiously. However, my love for all things sweet and sugary has come back to haunt me. I still cannot pass up the delectable taste of anything clinically proven to rot teeth. It is a sickness, my weakness. I visited my dentist over winter break to have what was suppose to be a simple routine cleaning. I looked forward to having sparkling clean chompers. However, to my dismay, it was at this routine cleaning that I was informed that a return visit would be necessary. I was the unfortunate owner of 3 baby cavities. It pains me to say these words.
- If I brushed my teeth religiously before, I don't know what you would classify it as now. I now have the tooth brush in my mouth immediately after any beverage or food product enters. I have become unhealthily anal about it. My soda consumption has been greatly reduced, probably putting pepsi out of business. I am proud of my accomplishment in the beverage intake department, however, the constant need to brush my dazzling beauties may be getting out of hand. I seriously considered taking my tooth brush along with me to watch a movie by a friend the other night just in case I ate/drank anything. I don't believe this is considered normal behavior.