They're Magically Delicious

What's better than those magical little marshmallows found in Lucky Charms? I'll tell you what. NOTHING. They are friggin' delicious. You just cannot get enough of them. I suspect there is some sort of addictive ingredient added. It's the only explanation. I must get more of them. I think I will sell everything I own, find a dealer in some back alley, and buy a vat of them.
Mr. Lucky the leprechaun is quite delicious himself. Perhaps I can seduce him and convince him to let me in on the secret of his charms. I will follow him to the end of the rainbow, where we can lie amongst the clovers, getting to know each other to the magical melody of his colorful candies. "They're always after me Lucky Charms!" Listen to him tease me with his sexual games.