Get Out of my Head

Thursday, March 03, 2005

you must pay

I have a large family, four brothers and a sister. I was raised with have a strong sense of family importance and protection. It is unwise for a person to mess with my beloved kin. While I have no Italian ancestory, I would still advise you against such things. I do enjoy a good breadstick and plate of spaghetti from time to time. This basically makes me a member of the mafia. You have hurt my sister. You have caused her prolonged pain, and for this you must pay. I may not know your name. I may not know where you live. I may not know any teamsters named Benny. I may not even know what you look like. I will, however, hunt you down and beat you. Although I may appear to have no upper body strength, do not underestimate my ability to make you cry. Prepare to weep, you red-light-running bastard. You may wish to consider leaving town, or perhaps even the country. You have been warned.

1 Comments:

  • Uh, I have twenty. Will that cover the emotional damage? (Anything to keep you from making me cry like a baby!)

    By Blogger WitNit, at 3/04/2005 6:25 PM  

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