laughter is criminal
-Last night, after discussing the fact that we don't have enough fun, we went out and had ourselves some. Passing by Perkins due to the large number of hoodlums loitering the parking lot, we found ourselves in Walmart. This is a common occurrence, but an adventurous one none the less. Afterwards, having acquired quite the appetite, we finally made our way to Country Kitchen. Our waitress was odd in numerous ways, taking our menus away before getting a chance to look at them, wrongfully concluding that we had chosen the buffet, and abruptly asking our beverage preference.
-At some point during the consumption of the less than exceptional food, I found myself strangely attracted to the container of seasoning sitting next to the ketchup. The situation got out of hand as I was basically dared to place the seasoning in my purse. It was roughly 1 a.m. at the time and the restaurant was relatively empty. Somehow the container fell into my purse.* Whoops. As we paid the check we noticed that the seasoning was for sale, $3.99 a container. This revelation brought the stunt to a whole new level. Now I felt like a thief. I suppose I am.
-On the ride back we spotted multiple police cars and joked about getting pulled over and questioned about the stolen seasoning. As we continued to imagine and elaborate on these silly scenarios, yet another cop passed us as we stopped for a red light. Seconds later, pulling through the intersection, I hear, "Oh my God! I just ran a red light!" My dear friend had stopped but having been used to flashing lights all night, she went through while the light was still red.*
-Much laughter followed due to the large amounts of insanity that had occurred throughout the evening. We managed to make our way back to campus without getting arrested and watched Elf simply because the night had that kind of mood to it. It felt good to relax and have those hearty, tears in your eye laughing moments for once. It's unfortunate that criminal behavior is necessary for such activities.
*I do not promote nor recommend these behaviors.
-At some point during the consumption of the less than exceptional food, I found myself strangely attracted to the container of seasoning sitting next to the ketchup. The situation got out of hand as I was basically dared to place the seasoning in my purse. It was roughly 1 a.m. at the time and the restaurant was relatively empty. Somehow the container fell into my purse.* Whoops. As we paid the check we noticed that the seasoning was for sale, $3.99 a container. This revelation brought the stunt to a whole new level. Now I felt like a thief. I suppose I am.
-On the ride back we spotted multiple police cars and joked about getting pulled over and questioned about the stolen seasoning. As we continued to imagine and elaborate on these silly scenarios, yet another cop passed us as we stopped for a red light. Seconds later, pulling through the intersection, I hear, "Oh my God! I just ran a red light!" My dear friend had stopped but having been used to flashing lights all night, she went through while the light was still red.*
-Much laughter followed due to the large amounts of insanity that had occurred throughout the evening. We managed to make our way back to campus without getting arrested and watched Elf simply because the night had that kind of mood to it. It felt good to relax and have those hearty, tears in your eye laughing moments for once. It's unfortunate that criminal behavior is necessary for such activities.
*I do not promote nor recommend these behaviors.
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