Takin' a Shit on Company Time
Makes me feel free.
Sometimes I purposely go to the bathroom before punching out or wait until I’m punched in before strolling to the restroom. Actually, I do that a lot. We’re talking almost every day. Why? Because I can and I’m a money hungry bastard that enjoys taking advantage of that crap. If I can get paid to pee, I’m going to. It’s my way of sticking it to the man. Take that. I’m gonna go piss while you pay me! Whahaha. Not that I take tremendous amounts of time in the bathroom for it to actually make a difference in my pay, but whatever.
I think I’m gonna go walk to the office, punch in, use the restroom, punch out, and walk back while laughing devilishly. No more peeing for free! Damn, I’m a genius.
Sometimes I purposely go to the bathroom before punching out or wait until I’m punched in before strolling to the restroom. Actually, I do that a lot. We’re talking almost every day. Why? Because I can and I’m a money hungry bastard that enjoys taking advantage of that crap. If I can get paid to pee, I’m going to. It’s my way of sticking it to the man. Take that. I’m gonna go piss while you pay me! Whahaha. Not that I take tremendous amounts of time in the bathroom for it to actually make a difference in my pay, but whatever.
I think I’m gonna go walk to the office, punch in, use the restroom, punch out, and walk back while laughing devilishly. No more peeing for free! Damn, I’m a genius.
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