Slow Tonguing

Slow Tonguing...? As much as I wish this post was about making out, it, unfortunately, is not. Rather, it is a plea to a gentleman in one of my classes.

Please, I beg of you, could you consider talking a little faster? Taking 2 minutes to udder a single sentence is not making you appear very intelligent. Is this what you think? Honestly, it bothers me. It's actually beginning to hurt. It pains me. Do you notice it? I do not imagine I'm the only one. It's hard to... imitate... how painful it is... when you speak...in writing,... though... I have... attempted to... within this... sentence. It seems as though you are taking your time so that you have time to think up the perfect words. I understand. I had a vice principal that did the same thing. However, if you are going to demand extra time, please use more thoughtful words. When you pause for a moment and the only word you come up with is "get", it's a little disconcerting. I sit in anticipation thinking that I may be lucky enough to learn a new vocab word, but nothing. So please, if you could, either make it worth it by using some big, fancy words, or pick up the pace. You’re disturbing my doodling.