sounds like the job for me

A comment under a past post has inspired the following:
I have never really had a dream job. I, at the end of my freshman year of college, have yet to decide what it is I want to do for the rest of my life. I've come to realize that the only jobs I ever get excited about are unrealistic and goofy. For instance, I think it would be fantastic to be the person to make up the random questions in blogger profiles. That, my friends, is the sort of job that I would find ideal. I can imagine myself lounging about my future apartment in some boxer shorts and t-shirt just making up a bunch of random, ridiculous, nonsense. It's not like I don't already do such things. I think it would be excellent to be able to earn some cash off of it.