Flossing

There are severe life decisions that a girl has to face on an everyday basis. These life shattering choices, that can have a huge impact on the future, shall not be taken lightly. Deep thought must go into these decisions to ensure the proper outcome. Therefore, the rusting gears in my mind were cranking at full speed earlier today. As I strolled down the hallway in between classes, I felt the creepage of my otherwise comfy underoos. Considering the loungy pants I was sporting at the time, I reckoned that the offensive grundy was most likely noticeably visible. I've never been one to fret over attempting "ladylike". However, I decided that blatantly deep picking wouldn't be appropriate in this situation. Afterall, people cluttered the hallway, and who was to say that the man of my dreams wasn't walking directly behind me, his view of my tush tarnished by the unpleasant sight? I wondered what exactly the proper protocol is in such a dilemma? Would the surrounding public rather view a distasteful picking or the continued flossing of my cheeks? Sadly, I'm afraid I have not yet come to a suitable answer.
My solution until the answer is found: pick away while hidden in the empty stairway.