False Advertising
"If you are what you eat, in my case I'll be sweet" -Jason Mraz (aka future husband #3)
Just a word of warning to any of you fellow sugar lovers:
When a bottle of juice reads "sweet tart taste", this does not necessarily mean that the cranberry juice held within the bottle tastes of SweetTarts. If you are ignorant enough to believe such things, your taste buds will correct you immediately. The sounds produced from your vocal cords that are sure to follow shortly afterwards will be reminiscent of Will Ferrell's portrayal of Buddy* in Elf. Tart... yes. Sweet... no. And yet, even after the disappointment and initial disgust, you will continue to consume the foul tasting cranberry juice for unknown reasons. You will tip your head back further and further until you realize that the last drop has fallen upon your tongue.
* ya know the sounds... the "that's yucky" sounds... "eeeh, eeeeaaaahhh"
Just a word of warning to any of you fellow sugar lovers:
When a bottle of juice reads "sweet tart taste", this does not necessarily mean that the cranberry juice held within the bottle tastes of SweetTarts. If you are ignorant enough to believe such things, your taste buds will correct you immediately. The sounds produced from your vocal cords that are sure to follow shortly afterwards will be reminiscent of Will Ferrell's portrayal of Buddy* in Elf. Tart... yes. Sweet... no. And yet, even after the disappointment and initial disgust, you will continue to consume the foul tasting cranberry juice for unknown reasons. You will tip your head back further and further until you realize that the last drop has fallen upon your tongue.
* ya know the sounds... the "that's yucky" sounds... "eeeh, eeeeaaaahhh"
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