Birthday Girl

It is possible that today is my birthday, the day on which I was born, the night Tina Turner's song was playing on the radio in the hospital, the night I was kind enough to relieve my mother of pregnancy, the day my sister had to give up being the youngest, the day on which Donny Osmound and Margaret Hamilton(the wicked witch) were also born, the day the world became blessed with my presence, the day we all thank God for. Well, maybe you don't, but I do. It's been a pretty lame birthday, but all well. I'm an old fogy now. Too much excitement may trigger a heart attack.
Happy Birthday to Me.
It isn't hard to see,
I still act like I'm 3.